i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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