If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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