with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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