I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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