so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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