I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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