i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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