We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Sorry my hands just texted you
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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