I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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