That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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