He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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