you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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