we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
