I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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