So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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