Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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