I just pynch a tree in the face
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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