Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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