i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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