I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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