woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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