I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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