White coat. Heels.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Congratulations! We have a period