I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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