things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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