I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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