Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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