in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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