Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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