If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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