i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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