and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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