you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
