i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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