let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
