somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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