OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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