My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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