i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's never too late to be topless.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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