did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I think people are normalizing furries
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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