We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
