did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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