If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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