Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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