How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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