last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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