She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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