Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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