Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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