How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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