If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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