Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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