I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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