we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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