playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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