So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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